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Ellie: Mikey's 'girlfriend', but she is probably just being stalked by Mikey.

The Prostitutes: The many women that Jake has sex with (having having all of their clothes on).

Caesar: The main antagonist of Ride to Hell.

Meathook: An Irish member of Colt's gang who got his nickname after his penis.

He has a habit of telling people to leave right before telling them to come back. He is a fat bald member of the gang who spends his free time slicing the ears off baby cows.

Mack: Jake's uncle who helps him avenge the death of his brother, but he is no use at all.

He's a tall sack of shit who likes bands.

Mikey Conway: Jake's little brother and prospective biker, who dies at the beginning.

He supposedly served in Vietnam but it is more likely he was masturbating somewhere the whole time.

Jake Conway: The loyal and angry biker protagonist of Ride to Hell.

Jake is a chronic masturbator and many of the sexual encounters are hallucinations. The only difference to sex in Ride to Hell and in real life is that nobody in the game ever takes off their clothes while doing it. He tries to have sexual intercourse with as many women as possible. After Mikey gets killed by some kind of villain called Colt and his gang, Jake swears vengeance and starts his devastating rampage across the country to hunt down the people who killed his brother.Īnother big part of the story is Jake's eternal quest for sex. Ride to Hell: Retribution is telling the story of Jake Conway who wants to live a peaceful life with his uncle Mack and brother Mikey after coming home from Vietnam where he constantly masturbated. Eventually, the game was turned into a series by popular demand.

Adam, Bruce and James first played Ride to Hell in a small series of a collection of the worst games of 2013.

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